Friday, December 3, 2010

HIGH LEVEL "DEFINITION"

CIGARETTE:   A pinch of tobacco  rolled in paper  with fire at one end  and a fool at the other! 

MARRIAGE:   It's an agreement  wherein  a man loses his bachelor degree  and a woman gains her master  

LECTURE:   An art of transmitting Information  from the notes of the lecturer  to the notes of students  without passing through the minds  of either  

CONFERENCE:   The confusion of one man  multiplied by the  number present  

COMPROMISE:   The art of dividing  a cake in such a way that  everybody believes  he got the biggest piece 

TEARS:   The hydraulic force by which  masculine will power is  defeated by feminine water-power!  

CONFERENCE ROOM:   A place where everybody talks,  nobody listens  and everybody disagrees later on  

ECSTASY:   A feeling when you feel  you are going to feel  a feeling  you have never felt before  

CLASSIC:   A book  which people praise,  but never read  

SMILE:   A curve  that can set  a lot of things straight!  

OFFICE:   A place  where you can relax  after your strenuous  home life  

YAWN:   The only time  when some married men  ever get to open  their mouth  

EXPERIENCE:   The name  men give  to their  Mistakes  

DIPLOMAT:   A person  who tells you  to go to hell  in such a way  that you actually look forward  to the trip  

OPTIMIST:   A person  who while falling  from EIFFEL TOWER  says in midway  "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"  

MISER:   A person  who lives poor  so that  he can die RICH! 

FATHER:   A banker  provided by  nature  

BOSS:   Someone  who is early  when you are late  and late  when you are early  

POLITICIAN:   One who  shakes your hand  before elections  and your Confidence  Later  

DOCTOR:   A person  who kills  your ills  by pills,  and kills you  by his bills!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

F.R.I.E.N.D.S Reunion~~

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those
who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the
corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became
so rich that he gave his best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes for
his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight
school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the
company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that
he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment!"

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a
top-of-the-line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

20 Things I Learned About Browsers & The Web

I would like to share on this website which teaches me about Web Browsers and The Web although I already know part of it. Its called "20 Things I Learned About Web Browsers and The Web". This site teaches the basic of web and browser. It is a very useful information for Internet users.

http://www.20thingsilearned.com/home

Monday, November 22, 2010

EC 1st year anniversary @ the Curve [21st November 2010]

When to The Curve yesterday after I get to know from the radio that there is something on MU (Manchester United - my favourite club) happening there. Some kind of exhibition. But when I reach there I only know that its MU had a collaboration with TM (Telekom Malaysia). 


BUNKFACE (Youk, Paan, ever funny Sam)


Everyone Connects which is a social network is one year old on that day.
So there are having a celebration.. I saw Ben, Hunny Madu (Fly FM) woo!!...

Guess what Bunkface is there. They are the official ambassador of EC together with a pretty lady Summer a.k.a Ashley Khoo (professional gamer).

Something surprise me which is that pretty lady came out to be a professional gamer and I MEAN PROFESSIONAL!! She plays computer game itself already surprised me. 

I thought pretty girl are only into pretty stuff, music, gigs, movies or something else. Who knows this chick is really a hardcore gamer. She plays SUDDEN ATTACK which i don't play. 


BUNKFACE performed on the stage. They did acoustic and thats a new thing to them also because usually they rock and not  ACOUSTIC!!...THey played FOuR songs.. 

Extragavanza, Revolusi, Situasi 'N' Through My Window.


They are really talented. I am starting to fall in love with them (opps.. should be their music ...xD)
They really rock so as you, Ashley!!


Bunkface and yup its Summer Ash..


For Bunkface music - http://www.myspace.com/bunkface
Summer Ash - http://summerash.xanga.com/weblog

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Love The Way You Lie Part 2

Rihanna
Love The Way You Lie Part 2




[Rihanna]
On the first page of our story
The future seemed so bright
Then this thing turned out so evil
I don't know why I'm still surprised
Even angels have their wicked schemes
And you take that to new extremes
But you'll always be my hero
Even though you've lost your mind

[Chorus]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Ohhh, I love the way you lie

[Rihanna]
Now there's gravel in our voices
Glass is shattered from the fight
In this tug of war, you'll always win
Even when I'm right
'Cause you feed me fables from your hand
With violent words and empty threats
And it's sick that all these battles
Are what keeps me satisfied

[Chorus]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Ohhh, I love the way you lie

[Rihanna]
So maybe I'm a masochist
I try to run but I don't wanna ever leave
Til the walls are goin' up
In smoke with all our memories

[Eminem]
This morning, you wake, a sunray hits your face
Smeared makeup as we lay in the wake of destruction
Hush baby, speak softly, tell me I'll be sorry
That you pushed me into the coffee table last night
So I can push you off me
Try and touch me so I can scream at you not to touch me
Run out the room and I'll follow you like a lost puppy
Baby, without you, I'm nothing, I'm so lost, hug me
Then tell me how ugly I am, but that you'll always love me
Then after that, shove me, in the aftermath of the
Destructive path that we're on, two psychopaths but we
Know that no matter how many knives we put in each other's backs
That we'll have each other's backs, 'cause we're that lucky
Together, we move mountains, let's not make mountains out of molehills,
You hit me twice, yeah, but who's countin'?
I may have hit you three times, I'm startin' to lose count
But together, we'll live forever, we found the youth fountain
Our love is crazy, we're nuts, but I refused counsellin'
This house is too huge, if you move out I'll burn all two thousand
Square feet of it to the ground, ain't shit you can do about it
With you I'm in my f-ckin' mind, without you, I'm out it

[Chorus]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Ohhh, I love the way you lie
Love the way you lie


Monday, November 15, 2010

a Great weekend..

I realise that its been a long time since i updated my blog. Wanted to update it long time ago but been bz all this while...act no very bz...juz no mood...no time to update...


Last week was a great weekend...friday was a normal one...nite futsal but did not have a good game..just average..score a few but miss a lot..><...then had a chat with francis at McD til EARLY in the morning...


Next morning need to wake up early to fetch my aunty (Chu Ee) from Lansen Place to Plaza Damas..Chu Ee just back from Saudi to Malaysia with her love (uncle Dennis)...
When to Nagomi for buffet lunch...it was not that nice as i think it were...but my bro said the Jaya One is better...

Then night came, had dinner...everyone had dinner...but mine was special...had family dinner at Restaurant 88...together with my aunt and uncle...although its just a small gathering but its a fun one...^^


Next on the list was a drinking session with my friends...its been long time since I meet them...been bz all this while and had no time to hang out with them...when to Louis's house to gather and we when to MIST..but end at MILK...hehe..funny right...book a place at MIST with 2 bottles...

(Louis, PPC, Pacco n San, Wah Di, Jia Yin, FeiJan, Doraemon, Kok Wei, ah Lun n Elaine, tall Kelly n pretty Tracy...N last but not least Me)...this were the gang that went, thanks to Louis organisation that this drinking session is on...

went to MIST (heard from my friend that the place is for indians, indeed is a lot of indian but not all) there is malays and chinese as well)..before going in, meet a schoolmate outside. Miss Stephanie which is the ambassador of MILK.. meet with another friend as well...BOTAK...which works as ambassador also...

miss Steph help us all to chop in her guest list so that we can go hang out at MILK after that...Meet with quite a lot of friends at there...Miao miao n bf...some Sentosarian...not to forget Stallone...after that went supper at dai chao @ OLD KLANG road...


Sunday was relaxing day...rest day as well...usually my weekend is no rest day...but tis weekend was different...

Sunday sleep til bout 2 pm...woke up for Domino lunch... 4pm went for KFC dinner at aunt place)..then 5.30pm went out with my dai lou, Francis.

He wanna buy a birthday present for himself (futsal shoe as he wish to become a proffessional futsaller..xD)..went Mid Valley to go hunt for his treasure.

We went for free concert in the exhibition hall...FRIENDS, KAY, Hou Ren n others were singing...Teen 2K10 carnival...don't know whats tat also...

Then to wrap up...we watch Life As We Know It...a very romantic n funny movie where this 2 friends are being made the guardian of their late friends daughter miss Sophie...This is how their love for each other grows...From event to event...baby start to talk, walk, eat...a nice movie...=)


Thats all tat i can say bout my weekend... sorry for being long gas(cheong hei xD)...GREAT RELAXING weekend...=)....^^v

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Job Hunting..=)

Recently I am on a mission..a very important mission of my life...JOB HUNTING!! ^^v
what am I  in the future depends on this...an important decision to make...><
Like it or not I need to make it...

I went to Jobstreet to look up on job...it was a normal survey on the job offered...
Guess what i found....The World’s Coolest Intern (to join the hottest mobile banking team)...this job post caught my attention...I think I am suitable suitable for the job because of who i am...my natural instinct tell me that i should go for a try at this...based on my experience in Student Representative Council during my uni period, I have the experience to handle the pressure that comes...Student Representative Council (SRC) or known as Majlis Perwakilan Pelajar (MPP) is the highest student body in a university. I studied in UTeM not UTM..I hate it when people misunderstand it. Its Universiti Teknikal Malaysia Melaka (UTeM). Some people even called it UTMM..What makes it worst is that event the higher officer in the Ministry of Higher Education itself gets it wrong. You might not heard of it because its only 10 years old but it does not matter because I'll will make you know where and what is UTeM. It is formerly known as KUTKM which is Kolej Universiti Teknikal Kebangsaan Malaysia. Whatever it takes, I'll just have a try at it...=)


(http://breeze.standardchartered.com/blog)...this is the blog for the coolest intern...so it will be the place that I visit next time because I have what it takes to become the coolest intern...^^v


Breeze WAIT FOR ME!!! here I COME!!!...=D



Monday, October 11, 2010

A wonderful experience..=D

I still remember what happened the past one year. Its been very wonderful. All the memories is still fresh as in it happened yesterday. I really appreciate it very. Thank God for giving me her.She has been with me in the most difficult time of my uni life. Every bad things that happen to me will be enlighten by her smile. Her cute little face which always has a smile on it. =D I know that good things never last. There is always a farewell for everything. Although its just a short 9 months (almost 9 months) but its like being together for  9 years.

Although we are no longer together but I really misses her accompanies. She been the one for me all this while. I never regretted being with her. The thing that I regret the most is not treating her better when we are together. At times I really make her unhappy and angry but I did it just because I wants her attention. Sorry for all the things I have done. I thanked God for giving me her and never wanted a better one. I still remember she keep telling me she's fat, wanna go diet, skip meal everyday. But to me, she perfect the way she is. I loved her not because of her appearance. I love her because of who she is. Her behaviour that attracts me to her not her appearance.

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happens. But I am crying now. Hehe.. Crying because being grateful with what I used to have. Really appreciate it very much. Thanks for everything you  given me and sorry for not being able to take care of you and treat you better. You said that you known be too much and because of that we are not together now. You said that I am not serious in my work but in actual I really takes things seriously. Maybe my way of doing thing is not the way you want. But I am serious especially towards you. There is more that meets the eye.  I am a better person now because of you.

Grateful with what you have, don't wait until its gone only regret. People often says this but never learn from it. I learned from it through this wonderful experience. Thanks for everything that you sacrifice for me. Really appreciate it very very much. I'll live my life happily and appreciate things more. Hope you are happy with what you have and your life. Remember this, you are perfect the way you are.
I Love You and I miss you...=)....chaoz....

Thursday, August 26, 2010

THinking too much...

All in a sudden I feel so emo..
Don't know why.. 
Just feeling down..
Its a Friday, it suppose to be a happy day.. 

Suddenly think of you..
Think of the way it use to be...
How it was during those days...

It all came very fast...and it ended very fast as well...
I know that i shouldn't be thinking of it...
Its all over...I just can't help it..

Get over it...I'll be me...The old happy me without any worries...
Doesn't want to think about it anymore...
Just wanna concentrate on work...

PS:cheer up!!!!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Can We Date?

I found a cool chart that i wish to share it out. "CAN WE DATE?" Have a look at it. Its cool and interesting. But the fate is in our hand to decide it...=)


This morning in The Morning News column The Non-Expert, generalist Erik Bryan tries to answer the embarrassing question, "are we allowed to date?" addressing everything from the cousins of in-laws to students to lovebots. Created by Jennifer Daniel.


Monday, August 16, 2010

a Monday Valentine

A brand new week ahead. This week seems a busy week. My app dues end of this month. Need to start working on it. No matter what I need to finish it in time so that I can get my rewards. xD..


Today its Valentine Day according to the chinese calander which is the 7th of the 7th month. 

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

For those who are single, don't be sad. Your time will come. Cheer up!! Being single is not that bad after all. Enjoy life while you can before you are tied into commitments. xD


There is a devil inside me. A BIG BIG Devil indeed.... The devil will be gone soon. xD... A new week, a new day, a new me. 



GOOD LUCK to all!!! xD

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

thinking too much...

As I was going back home after a futsal game with colleague @ 1U, suddenly I think of her.. YA is happened so sudden. The music adds more effect on it.. 


I am DAMN missing her.


I know I shouldn't be thinking of her already cause she don't think of me anymore. Why am I wasting my time thinking of her. Recalling back all the sweet memories was nice.. But its kinda suffering too.. Know that I can't have her with me.. Can't hug her as usual.. No one to talk on my problems.. Can't share my happiness and sadness with her.. T_T

Monday, August 9, 2010

weekend @ malacca

I had a fun time in malacca last weekend. Meet with a lot of friends, and don't get to meet with a lot of them too. Had a lot of memories in malacca. Going back there is like going back in time. Being in the place that i was for the last 3 years. 

It all started on a friday night, where me and my friend starts our journey to malacca at 9pm. Reach malacca bout 10.30pm. Then check in to my buddies home, Mr Georgie. After that we went for supper at so called KFC mamak (i also don't know why they call it KFC. There chicken is not that nice xD). After supper it was war at home. We went home to play Starcraft (the old version, I know Starcraft 2 is out, but we played the old version). After 2 games of hard fought war, we when to sleep although we lose both. Had a good nite chat with Mr. Tony Shark (ah foo).

Supposed to wake up at 7.30am for breakfast but a cold rain prevent me from waking so breakfast was canceled. I miss my seniors' convo too. T.T.. Woke up at 1.30pm, when to lunch with Ah Foo as all others had theirs. We had the RM2.20 chicken rice (it was a nickname me and my friend gave to the shop when their chicken rice was just RM 2.20 back then but now the price raise to RM 2.80 if not mistaken). Then i went out with my lovely junior and my lovely partner JUANNA BEH JEN ANN. xD.. (She's my dance partner for last year's Prom Night.)  She's my driver for the weekend as i didn't drive back. But end up i m the driver driving her small lil baby. We went for Tekken at Dataran Pahlawan. The movie was nice. Jin was handsome and very cool. I didn't follow the story of Tekken, so don't know much bout it. After the movie we went for our celup buffet dinner. xD.. before that i get to know 2 new friends in Jack(FTMK) and Jun(FKEKK). Both decent looking guys but very diam. Maybe shy la cause going out with an uncle(me cause the age gap) with them... 


After an HOUR of queuing, 5 of us manage to eat 68 sticks @ CAPITOL. All of us ordered 2 drinks cause celup-ing makes us thirsty xP.... Then we decided to go back for a midnight movie with is AIRBENDER. We went back to DP to get the tickets and the cinema was like WOW!! so many ppl. In my 3 years at malacca never see such crowd in the cinema ticket place. The line was like til the place they buy food. After getting the ticket, its time to exercise. We walk from DP to Jonker which is about 15mins walk. We aren't alone. Many ppl walk there also. So we are not lonely and its not the 1st time i walk there also.


Back at Jonker was good. Its been a long time since i was there. After squeezing at Jonker which is freaking many ppl, we went back for our AIRBENDER. The effects was great but the story was so so. I thought it would be a one episod movie but it turns out that there will be episod 2. The story just hangs at there. Aang helped the North Water tribe defeat the Fire tribe. After movie, I fetch them back and Ient supper with my friend at Kenang Selalu (KS) the mamak that i went the most during my time at malacca. Went back to Georgie home all slept d. Feel so bad to wake him up to open my the door for me. 



The next morning, dim sum at DIM SUM GARDEN was in line. Juanna (my eating partner) confirm there, Mr Georgie, Ken Yew, Mr Foo and me... The food there was nice with the rain outside making it more tastier. The place fill with people. I see people come and go and yet we are still eating there. After that went back home, planned for a war at Starcraft but i fell asleep in chee boon lovely bed.  xD then decided to go back to foo's room to sleep. I slept on his bed while he is at war with George at Starcraft. When I awake, I fetch Juanna home and straight heads to campus where the convocation took place. This year convo was so so also. Didn't like the battle of the band where sound pollution took place. The good thing is that they have PAINT BALL this year. Wanted to play it long time ago but don't have the fate (a few times being bz while my friends play). Don't know when only I have my chance to play. Then i went back to George's home for 1 last war before heading back to KL. Reach KL bout 9.15pm after dinner with Ken Yew @ Taipan Murni.


Back at malacca was real fun. As i said i had a lot of memories there. Passed by the place where i and her hold hands for the 1st time. Recall all the memories with her. Those happy moments. Am I missing her? I am lying if I say I am not... I DO NOT MISS HER!!...


Thanks Juanna for the accompany during my time there. Thanks GEORGE for the hospitality and the accompany. Thanks Kok San as well for his warm bed. xD...Nice to meet you, Jack & Jun..

Chaoz...xP


Sunday, August 1, 2010

Open office


Hey guys its been a week since I last posted things here. Sorry for the waiting. Today I am going to talk on or better off I am going to show you my open office. =)


Big road sign of Jln Dutamas 1

This is the place that i currently working at....SOLARIS DUTAMAS...As you can see its located at JALAN DUTAMAS 1... I guess its big enough for you to see...


My working environment



The big RED cupboard. 

The wonderful Cookie Jar of Bake



MY FAVOURITE PLACE
the pantry. Cookies, coffees, biscuit.


Chris's beloved coffee machine. Brew your own!!

This is the front desk of the office. More Cookie Jars


That what I call Open Office. Damn cool to be here. Cookies unlimited, great staff, great environment. Didn't regret joining Bake at all. A fun and wonderful place.

Come and lets bake.=P

Monday, July 26, 2010





BAKE.. BAKE.. BAKE...Bake 180 is the place I am having my intern now..=)
At first glance, u thought it was a BAKERY... but its NOT!! Don't be FOOLED by its name. Bake 180 is a digital powerhouse. Web Design, Web Development, iPhone apps, Facebook apps.

Bake 180? why do they name the company BAKE 180? (I am sure u are wondering why) It is actually the concept of baking that they are use in the company. (Understand?) In order to bake a cookie, we need a RECIPE. Without the recipe, there is no cookie (so it is understandable that in the office there are unlimited cookie supply... xD). The recipe is very important in cooking or baking. The pioneers of this company have one thing in common which is the desire for NICE FOOD (I MEAN NICE FOOD!! not the ordinary ones). So they take BAKE's philosophy as a fundamental of the company. A RECIPE OF SUCCESS..

The office is located at Solaris Dutamas. At first i thought it was Solaris Mont Kiara cause when people say Solaris it is understandable as Solaris Mont Kiara (therefore u are forgiven if u think the wrong place). Solaris Dutamas is a new area. A new business commercial area which has potential and is growing. There is an art gallery here named MAP..MAP is an arts and cultural platform which is part of the reason why the company is here (Boss have an eye for art).. The work place uses an open concept with just tables and chair without a single partition. Offices like this is good because we can get closer to the boss. There is also cons for this kind of office which is when boss walk around, boss can easily see what are you doing. So better watch your back guys..xD

If u want to look at what we had bake, feel free to visit the website
COME LETS BAKE!!!

testing

testing One, Two, Three..one two there...1 2 3...

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