Friday, December 3, 2010

HIGH LEVEL "DEFINITION"

CIGARETTE:   A pinch of tobacco  rolled in paper  with fire at one end  and a fool at the other! 

MARRIAGE:   It's an agreement  wherein  a man loses his bachelor degree  and a woman gains her master  

LECTURE:   An art of transmitting Information  from the notes of the lecturer  to the notes of students  without passing through the minds  of either  

CONFERENCE:   The confusion of one man  multiplied by the  number present  

COMPROMISE:   The art of dividing  a cake in such a way that  everybody believes  he got the biggest piece 

TEARS:   The hydraulic force by which  masculine will power is  defeated by feminine water-power!  

CONFERENCE ROOM:   A place where everybody talks,  nobody listens  and everybody disagrees later on  

ECSTASY:   A feeling when you feel  you are going to feel  a feeling  you have never felt before  

CLASSIC:   A book  which people praise,  but never read  

SMILE:   A curve  that can set  a lot of things straight!  

OFFICE:   A place  where you can relax  after your strenuous  home life  

YAWN:   The only time  when some married men  ever get to open  their mouth  

EXPERIENCE:   The name  men give  to their  Mistakes  

DIPLOMAT:   A person  who tells you  to go to hell  in such a way  that you actually look forward  to the trip  

OPTIMIST:   A person  who while falling  from EIFFEL TOWER  says in midway  "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"  

MISER:   A person  who lives poor  so that  he can die RICH! 

FATHER:   A banker  provided by  nature  

BOSS:   Someone  who is early  when you are late  and late  when you are early  

POLITICIAN:   One who  shakes your hand  before elections  and your Confidence  Later  

DOCTOR:   A person  who kills  your ills  by pills,  and kills you  by his bills!

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