HIGH LEVEL "DEFINITION"

CIGARETTE:   A pinch of tobacco  rolled in paper  with fire at one end  and a fool at the other! 

MARRIAGE:   It's an agreement  wherein  a man loses his bachelor degree  and a woman gains her master  

LECTURE:   An art of transmitting Information  from the notes of the lecturer  to the notes of students  without passing through the minds  of either  

CONFERENCE:   The confusion of one man  multiplied by the  number present  

COMPROMISE:   The art of dividing  a cake in such a way that  everybody believes  he got the biggest piece 

TEARS:   The hydraulic force by which  masculine will power is  defeated by feminine water-power!  

CONFERENCE ROOM:   A place where everybody talks,  nobody listens  and everybody disagrees later on  

ECSTASY:   A feeling when you feel  you are going to feel  a feeling  you have never felt before  

CLASSIC:   A book  which people praise,  but never read  

SMILE:   A curve  that can set  a lot of things straight!  

OFFICE:   A place  where you can relax  after your strenuous  home life  

YAWN:   The only time  when some married men  ever get to open  their mouth  

EXPERIENCE:   The name  men give  to their  Mistakes  

DIPLOMAT:   A person  who tells you  to go to hell  in such a way  that you actually look forward  to the trip  

OPTIMIST:   A person  who while falling  from EIFFEL TOWER  says in midway  "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"  

MISER:   A person  who lives poor  so that  he can die RICH! 

FATHER:   A banker  provided by  nature  

BOSS:   Someone  who is early  when you are late  and late  when you are early  

POLITICIAN:   One who  shakes your hand  before elections  and your Confidence  Later  

DOCTOR:   A person  who kills  your ills  by pills,  and kills you  by his bills!

F.R.I.E.N.D.S Reunion~~

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those
who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the
corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became
so rich that he gave his best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes for
his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight
school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the
company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that
he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment!"

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a
top-of-the-line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

20 Things I Learned About Browsers & The Web

I would like to share on this website which teaches me about Web Browsers and The Web although I already know part of it. Its called "20 Things I Learned About Web Browsers and The Web". This site teaches the basic of web and browser. It is a very useful information for Internet users.

http://www.20thingsilearned.com/home

EC 1st year anniversary @ the Curve [21st November 2010]

When to The Curve yesterday after I get to know from the radio that there is something on MU (Manchester United - my favourite club) happening there. Some kind of exhibition. But when I reach there I only know that its MU had a collaboration with TM (Telekom Malaysia). 

BUNKFACE (Youk, Paan, ever funny Sam)

Everyone Connects which is a social network is one year old on that day.

So there are having a celebration.. I saw Ben, Hunny Madu (Fly FM) woo!!...

Guess what Bunkface is there. They are the official ambassador of EC together with a pretty lady Summer a.k.a Ashley Khoo (professional gamer).

Something surprise me which is that pretty lady came out to be a professional gamer and I MEAN PROFESSIONAL!! She plays computer game itself already surprised me. 

I thought pretty girl are only into pretty stuff, music, gigs, movies or something else. Who knows this chick is really a hardcore gamer. She plays SUDDEN ATTACK which i don't play. 

BUNKFACE performed on the stage. They did acoustic and thats a new thing to them also because usually they rock and not  ACOUSTIC!!...THey played FOuR songs.. 

Extragavanza, Revolusi, Situasi 'N' Through My Window.

They are really talented. I am starting to fall in love with them (opps.. should be their music ...xD)

They really rock so as you, Ashley!!

Bunkface and yup its Summer Ash..

For Bunkface music - http://www.myspace.com/bunkface

Summer Ash - http://summerash.xanga.com/weblog

Love The Way You Lie Part 2

Rihanna
Love The Way You Lie Part 2




[Rihanna]
On the first page of our story
The future seemed so bright
Then this thing turned out so evil
I don't know why I'm still surprised
Even angels have their wicked schemes
And you take that to new extremes
But you'll always be my hero
Even though you've lost your mind

[Chorus]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Ohhh, I love the way you lie

[Rihanna]
Now there's gravel in our voices
Glass is shattered from the fight
In this tug of war, you'll always win
Even when I'm right
'Cause you feed me fables from your hand
With violent words and empty threats
And it's sick that all these battles
Are what keeps me satisfied

[Chorus]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Ohhh, I love the way you lie
[Rihanna]
So maybe I'm a masochist
I try to run but I don't wanna ever leave
Til the walls are goin' up
In smoke with all our memories

[Eminem]
This morning, you wake, a sunray hits your face
Smeared makeup as we lay in the wake of destruction
Hush baby, speak softly, tell me I'll be sorry
That you pushed me into the coffee table last night
So I can push you off me
Try and touch me so I can scream at you not to touch me
Run out the room and I'll follow you like a lost puppy
Baby, without you, I'm nothing, I'm so lost, hug me
Then tell me how ugly I am, but that you'll always love me
Then after that, shove me, in the aftermath of the
Destructive path that we're on, two psychopaths but we
Know that no matter how many knives we put in each other's backs
That we'll have each other's backs, 'cause we're that lucky
Together, we move mountains, let's not make mountains out of molehills,
You hit me twice, yeah, but who's countin'?
I may have hit you three times, I'm startin' to lose count
But together, we'll live forever, we found the youth fountain
Our love is crazy, we're nuts, but I refused counsellin'
This house is too huge, if you move out I'll burn all two thousand
Square feet of it to the ground, ain't shit you can do about it
With you I'm in my f-ckin' mind, without you, I'm out it

[Chorus]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's all right because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Ohhh, I love the way you lieLove the way you lie

a Great weekend..

I realise that its been a long time since i updated my blog. Wanted to update it long time ago but been bz all this while...act no very bz...juz no mood...no time to update...


Last week was a great weekend...friday was a normal one...nite futsal but did not have a good game..just average..score a few but miss a lot..><...then had a chat with francis at McD til EARLY in the morning...


Next morning need to wake up early to fetch my aunty (Chu Ee) from Lansen Place to Plaza Damas..Chu Ee just back from Saudi to Malaysia with her love (uncle Dennis)...
When to Nagomi for buffet lunch...it was not that nice as i think it were...but my bro said the Jaya One is better...

Then night came, had dinner...everyone had dinner...but mine was special...had family dinner at Restaurant 88...together with my aunt and uncle...although its just a small gathering but its a fun one...^^


Next on the list was a drinking session with my friends...its been long time since I meet them...been bz all this while and had no time to hang out with them...when to Louis's house to gather and we when to MIST..but end at MILK...hehe..funny right...book a place at MIST with 2 bottles...

(Louis, PPC, Pacco n San, Wah Di, Jia Yin, FeiJan, Doraemon, Kok Wei, ah Lun n Elaine, tall Kelly n pretty Tracy...N last but not least Me)...this were the gang that went, thanks to Louis organisation that this drinking session is on...

went to MIST (heard from my friend that the place is for indians, indeed is a lot of indian but not all) there is malays and chinese as well)..before going in, meet a schoolmate outside. Miss Stephanie which is the ambassador of MILK.. meet with another friend as well...BOTAK...which works as ambassador also...

miss Steph help us all to chop in her guest list so that we can go hang out at MILK after that...Meet with quite a lot of friends at there...Miao miao n bf...some Sentosarian...not to forget Stallone...after that went supper at dai chao @ OLD KLANG road...


Sunday was relaxing day...rest day as well...usually my weekend is no rest day...but tis weekend was different...

Sunday sleep til bout 2 pm...woke up for Domino lunch... 4pm went for KFC dinner at aunt place)..then 5.30pm went out with my dai lou, Francis.

He wanna buy a birthday present for himself (futsal shoe as he wish to become a proffessional futsaller..xD)..went Mid Valley to go hunt for his treasure.

We went for free concert in the exhibition hall...FRIENDS, KAY, Hou Ren n others were singing...Teen 2K10 carnival...don't know whats tat also...

Then to wrap up...we watch Life As We Know It...a very romantic n funny movie where this 2 friends are being made the guardian of their late friends daughter miss Sophie...This is how their love for each other grows...From event to event...baby start to talk, walk, eat...a nice movie...=)


Thats all tat i can say bout my weekend... sorry for being long gas(cheong hei xD)...GREAT RELAXING weekend...=)....^^v

Job Hunting..=)

Recently I am on a mission..a very important mission of my life...JOB HUNTING!! ^^v
what am I  in the future depends on this...an important decision to make...><
Like it or not I need to make it...

I went to Jobstreet to look up on job...it was a normal survey on the job offered...
Guess what i found....The World’s Coolest Intern (to join the hottest mobile banking team)...this job post caught my attention...I think I am suitable suitable for the job because of who i am...my natural instinct tell me that i should go for a try at this...based on my experience in Student Representative Council during my uni period, I have the experience to handle the pressure that comes...Student Representative Council (SRC) or known as Majlis Perwakilan Pelajar (MPP) is the highest student body in a university. I studied in UTeM not UTM..I hate it when people misunderstand it. Its Universiti Teknikal Malaysia Melaka (UTeM). Some people even called it UTMM..What makes it worst is that event the higher officer in the Ministry of Higher Education itself gets it wrong. You might not heard of it because its only 10 years old but it does not matter because I'll will make you know where and what is UTeM. It is formerly known as KUTKM which is Kolej Universiti Teknikal Kebangsaan Malaysia. Whatever it takes, I'll just have a try at it...=)


(http://breeze.standardchartered.com/blog)...this is the blog for the coolest intern...so it will be the place that I visit next time because I have what it takes to become the coolest intern...^^v


Breeze WAIT FOR ME!!! here I COME!!!...=D